Anonymous Blogging

When I started this blog I thought I could write anything since I'm writing under a alias. There are lot of secrets that I don't won't to die with me. Like who killed Kennedy ( just kidding. we all know it was Gorge. W. Bush senior) or who real Santa is (Gorge. W. Bush junior). And more close to home, things I should have said to people I know, to my friends ( like "stop jumping on my head you bully, it hurts") but didn't say in case it hurts their feelings or more importantly in case they hurt me. But here, I thought I could let it all out .
But as I started writing i realized it really wasn't possible. I mean whenever I start to write something I had to think twice, will this information compromise my identity?(I sound like 007) & most of the time it did. for a example lets say I write a post about winning a basketball tournament. one of my team mates could come across this post when Googling for information about the tournament & find out I'm gay and has a crush on him. Or it could be my girlfriend reading my older posts to find out that i only dated her coz she has great breasts. like they say World is a small place. and this blog sphere is even smaller.
Maybe I have a point, or maybe I'm suffering from some kind of a Phobia and should see a shrink.

R-Rated Frenzy

For weeks now I have been watching all the R-rated comedy movies i can get my hands on. And I'm starting to run out of good films. So please add the names of all the Best R-rated comedies you guys have watched. Here's a list of the movies I have already watched.

Wedding crashers
American pie 1,2,3,4,5
Old school
Knocked up
Eurotrip
There's something about Mary
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Pineapple express
Super bad
Dont Mess With The Zohan

Political Arena

I don't know why people hate politics. I of course love following every movement in the political arena closely ( it had been a bit hard lately with the "jumbo cabinet" but I'm trying my best). It's a dirty game, but hey all is fair in love & war and this is one hell of a war. And they also teaches us the values of true friendship and brotherhood. I mean where else would you see people who were at each others throats kissing each other in few days time as they change parties, all rivalries forgotten.

And in a place like sri lanka everything you do is politicized. Yeah maybe your not actively involved in politics. But the owner of the insurance company that you pay a premium every month could be a huge fund raiser of the opposite party. And even buying a item that is taxed, from the local store means your paying the government money. They could be using it to develop roads or they could be spending that money to buy cars for the ministers who in turn will use them for their campaign work. you can not stay independent. you will be engaged in politics, directly or indirectly. And with the current situation in sri lanka it wouldn't hurt to know the names of few ministers, especially someone like Mervyn Silva [ i couldn't resist the urge. this post would have been uncompleted without our good Dr's name been mentioned somewhere =) ].
So all you can do is choose the lesser evil to support.

If you cant really understand what politics is all about here's a story which simplifies it.

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Boy: Dad, what's politics?

Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management. Mom receives most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?

Boy: I still don't understand dad.

Dad: Think about it for a while son.

That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he's soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but she's asleep he goes in to the maids room but she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can here him.

The next day...

Son: Dad I understand politics now.

Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son.

Son: The management is screwing the working class while the government's fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of SHIT!

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Good to be Back!

OK exams are finally over and its blogging time again ( ya it took me 4 months to get back to normal) post-mortem I'll get a "C" for Physics Chema "not so sure S" maths "definite F". That's way better then last time :)
even though i didn't blog i have been following some blogs in kottu ( Thanks to my life saving mobile). Don't know why but half the bloggers these days are MISERABLE. I mean come on guys, were have all the jokes gone? God knows where my previous posts have disappeared to, i joined kottu just before the exams only to find out i have been brutally kicked out for not updating my blog, judgment day is around the corner in form of A/l results, but I'm not miserable. Depressed maybe but not miserable.
So Smile.......