The Corpse is Rotting....

I'm more of a reader then a writer. Even though I only got 5 or 6 posts under my name I have been an avid reader of kottu for a long time. I don't Have a specific list of blogs I read but I just go through featured stuff at the home page and anything that interest me. Of course most of the time I end up taking a A glimpse of Lady Divine’s world…or reading ~black~.... or seeing how A short of beautiful, not quite insane mind works .... Sometimes I end up in The WhacksteR's Lair..... or listen's to the middle child's rants about a secret Santa.... the list goes on. But now a days kottu is full of shit.

I personally don't like to take other peoples miseries into my own head. Call me selfish but that's the way I like to live. I haven't watch a horror movie in years. But seen almost every comedy worth watching. I tend to imagine a lot. so I don't want my head filled with headless knights. I got my own head to worry about. I don't know where I'm going with this but I think the blog sphere need to move on now. I also enjoyed all this when it first stared. Like when we first see a dead man on street we get excited, curious about what happened, we tell others about it. But after some time our emotions kick in. was he a family guy? How will they take it when when they find out that there sole bread winner is dead? But the problem with kottu is it has gone even pass the emotional state. Now the corpse is rotting. it's unpleasant smell all over the place. Like Maggots on a dead body new blogs sprout spreading the smell of hatred.

I read some Sinhalese blogs also. They are also faced with problems related to copyrights and stuff. It's the same shit different asshole (Pardon my French).

I'm not putting links to any blogs. I don't have AdSense on my blog. I don't care about the hits. I don't even know how to see who visited my blog.......... I'm simply sad. Please move on people.

The Word of the Month.... And I don't know what it means.

What the hell is a "Neanderthaal" anyway? Tried Googling it. Fat lot of help it did. I only ended up where I started. Try it. Makes you realize how much publicity we are giving this issue. I'm sure NB must be proud of himself. Like the saying goes There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
And how come the "Not So Boring Blog" is no longer on Kottu???

"The events depicted in this post are fictitious. Any similarity to any person/blog living, dead or written is merely coincidental."

(Ya I'm sticking with the disclaimer. Don't want to wake up one day and find my personal details plastered all over His Majesty's blog. Call me a Coward. But I'm an Anonymous Coward)

Catfight!!!

Nothing like a good cat fight to make you wanna blog again =D
But I must say I'm kinda disappointed with RD's response. Common man show some guts. He insulted you. Fight back. Hire a Private Detective. Publish some photos. You got to do something man or this fight will die a natural death =(
But on a more serious note I think NB over reacted. I read all his posts even before this whole fiasco started. Thought he was a bit "Big headed". But I think he kinda earned the right to be that. He has a successful career aged only 31 and have citizenship in Singapore. A real success story. And when I read RD's post I thought NB would just laugh and let it be. Coz I have seen NB receive far worst comments on his blog, especially from all the Admen he mock. But for some reason "Bhammm" the guy just exploded when he saw RD's post.
Well I hope this drags on. I'm already making popcorn.


The events depicted in this post are fictitious. Any similarity to any person/blog living or dead or written is merely coincidental."

Stuff I Missed...

Hmmm.... should rename my blog as "Month to Month". It has been ages since I wrote a new post. Not due to lack of stuff to write about but due to plain laziness. Missed out on lot of good topics like Obama ( you know.. the black guy that ran for..... no men not the Olympics, that's Usain Bolt.... the US president..... Sheesh, no one remembers him now), Media Freedom (what do you mean you don't know what those words mean? Try the dic will ya.... what the hell are you doing??? I meant the dictionary, not your f***ing ....) , Court Orders ( I'm not talking about my divorce case.... i was referring to the one that nobody gave shit about... especially the government), Valentines Day ( Lonely.... I'm Mr. Lonely....)....... etc.
But too late now. well I'll try to keep up from now on. even though I didn't write I've been following the blog sphere very closely. Especially at Kottu. I heard about the Top 100 blog posts book ( now at your nearest bookstore ..... as soon as they publish it). And can't wait for the newest episode of this (I'm telling you...this stuff is better than Prison break ). Cheers...

Anonymous Blogging

When I started this blog I thought I could write anything since I'm writing under a alias. There are lot of secrets that I don't won't to die with me. Like who killed Kennedy ( just kidding. we all know it was Gorge. W. Bush senior) or who real Santa is (Gorge. W. Bush junior). And more close to home, things I should have said to people I know, to my friends ( like "stop jumping on my head you bully, it hurts") but didn't say in case it hurts their feelings or more importantly in case they hurt me. But here, I thought I could let it all out .
But as I started writing i realized it really wasn't possible. I mean whenever I start to write something I had to think twice, will this information compromise my identity?(I sound like 007) & most of the time it did. for a example lets say I write a post about winning a basketball tournament. one of my team mates could come across this post when Googling for information about the tournament & find out I'm gay and has a crush on him. Or it could be my girlfriend reading my older posts to find out that i only dated her coz she has great breasts. like they say World is a small place. and this blog sphere is even smaller.
Maybe I have a point, or maybe I'm suffering from some kind of a Phobia and should see a shrink.

R-Rated Frenzy

For weeks now I have been watching all the R-rated comedy movies i can get my hands on. And I'm starting to run out of good films. So please add the names of all the Best R-rated comedies you guys have watched. Here's a list of the movies I have already watched.

Wedding crashers
American pie 1,2,3,4,5
Old school
Knocked up
Eurotrip
There's something about Mary
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Pineapple express
Super bad
Dont Mess With The Zohan

Political Arena

I don't know why people hate politics. I of course love following every movement in the political arena closely ( it had been a bit hard lately with the "jumbo cabinet" but I'm trying my best). It's a dirty game, but hey all is fair in love & war and this is one hell of a war. And they also teaches us the values of true friendship and brotherhood. I mean where else would you see people who were at each others throats kissing each other in few days time as they change parties, all rivalries forgotten.

And in a place like sri lanka everything you do is politicized. Yeah maybe your not actively involved in politics. But the owner of the insurance company that you pay a premium every month could be a huge fund raiser of the opposite party. And even buying a item that is taxed, from the local store means your paying the government money. They could be using it to develop roads or they could be spending that money to buy cars for the ministers who in turn will use them for their campaign work. you can not stay independent. you will be engaged in politics, directly or indirectly. And with the current situation in sri lanka it wouldn't hurt to know the names of few ministers, especially someone like Mervyn Silva [ i couldn't resist the urge. this post would have been uncompleted without our good Dr's name been mentioned somewhere =) ].
So all you can do is choose the lesser evil to support.

If you cant really understand what politics is all about here's a story which simplifies it.

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Boy: Dad, what's politics?

Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management. Mom receives most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?

Boy: I still don't understand dad.

Dad: Think about it for a while son.

That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he's soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but she's asleep he goes in to the maids room but she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can here him.

The next day...

Son: Dad I understand politics now.

Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son.

Son: The management is screwing the working class while the government's fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of SHIT!

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